Oh Dr. Melen you magnificent bastard. You win again.

Also: I spend way too much money on prescription drugs. Bring it on.

Also (2): Lil Wayne needs a lesson in female anatomy and menstruation
Ex: "I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed."
Definition:a communicable infection transmitted by sexual intercourse or genital contact ( Read more... )

I gotta doctors appointment tomorrow.  I dun wanna go!

    I looked in the mirror today (a rare occurrence) and noticed that my pupils are two different sizes.  I thought this was suppose to go away, and I thought it had.  I am wondering if the pressure is draining correctly or if it will always be like that since the vision is still bad in that eye ( Read more... )

    My next doctor's appointment is on December 2nd at 1pm.  I am writing this down so I don't forget.

mom:  Do you have a nut grinder?
me:  A NUT grinder?
mom:  yes, something to grind nuts
Me:  No mom, why would I have a nut grinder?
mom:  It's handy to have.

Danny:  *leaves the room*

Last night I studied for the following tests:

Basic chem
CDC with PLT
CXR
ECG
PT/INR/PTT
T&S
UA/CULTURE
UHCG

Yeah, I don't know either but I have a feeling I'm going to be bleeding and half naked a lot of the day.

        "So this bringing down of man to the level of the beasts-against which the fathers of the church invade-becomes here the challenge of the beasts to the poignancy of things, to a melancholy whose color I can give you by copying a few lines from Samura Koichi: 'Who said that time heals all wounds? It would be better to say that time heals ( Read more... )